jar of tar

facing adversity

"put the butterfly in the jar of tar
and watch it fight"

by Krkič January 3, 2020

Mustard jar

Mustard jar
Praise the lord

Oh my god

Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay

by I_love_anime_ March 19, 2018

Joy Jars

A perfectly, satisfyingly, exceptionally, fantastically, Deliciously, tasteful ass that one with a keen eye would appreciate with most generous respect.

I am catching feels for those Joy jars.

by F-16 viper July 6, 2023

Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar

Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!

by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016

The "Jarred" Effect

When shit just somehow works out the best way possible.

Guy 1: Yo, Smith just pulled this bad Viet bitch like it was nothing.
Guy 2: The "Jarred" Effect man...

by Rindor August 25, 2021

Jar Job

When you shove a glass jar up yo girls ass and then shatter it inside by using extreme force to clap her cheeks together

Bro i gave Brooke a killer Jar Job last night.

by BiggT6969 March 3, 2019

Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.

Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.

by Shower-shits November 8, 2019