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junk warmer

It was so cold, I was sure glad I was wearing a junk warmer.
by Bob Velvetta June 29, 2017
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judy's junk

I have "Judy's Junk"!
by Shaylee fogle May 3, 2014
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Junk goal

In Ice Hockey, any goal that enters the net that was deflected inadvertently, leading to a score by a player who didn't intend to score a goal. In video games, scoring a point or goal that would have entered the goal on it's own.
Holy Shit! He scored a junk goal with his ass! Ass goal, ass goal! - "Goon" - 2009
by Doombot! September 17, 2015
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junk business

A male's sexual netheregions including but not limited to the twig and the berries.
That girl on TRL just grabbed Nelly's junk business.
by The Pants off Dance off March 30, 2009
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junk journal

A book handmade from memorabilia/ephemera/ photos/out of recycled or vintage material significant or visually appealing to the intended owner. It contains non plain factory made machine STRAIGHT EDGE pages instead, hand processed materials & trimmed & embellished papers made to look torn/tattered /dyed/ pre-owed/embellish by hand. Often composed with non traditional book materials as fabric/ tissue paper/vellum/ transparencies/ ribbons/ lace/ tulle/plastics or"throw away/ junk"/material. A hybrid book of an artist's journal/ scrapbook/ photo album/ personal diary. The appeal of the book lies in the WORN handmade of the book, & the unique factor that EVERY page is unique and ONE OF IT's Kind & no two pages are alike. To qualify as a junk journal, the books themselves must be UNIQUE, handmade or one of it's kind(hand-altered store bought books also qualifies) . Each book itself CANNOT be replicated in it's exact ENTIRTY( ex: handdyed tye dyed pages, collaged pages, tickets to an old event, discontinued paper products, etc). To qualify as a junk journal, the majority of the pages must be one of a kind, each junk journal itself must be one of a kind & the overall looks MUST BE handmade/unique/tattered/grungy in nature. It often serves as a nostagic rememberance/keepsake album for the intended owner & contains space allowances/ room for the intended owner to add & contribute to the personalized book.
"Let's collect all my old concert tickets and bind them into a my old hymnal and make it a junk journal," said the creative artist.
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Junk-mane

Excessively long and thick nether hair around the junk, or crotch region, that contains several partially hidden objects and left-over food, resembling the mane of a lion after a particularly enthusiastic meal.
His junk-mane was so impressive that it put even Mufasa to shame.

He was shivering in the cold, so she draped her junk-mane over his shoulders to keep him warm.
by linguisologist September 24, 2014
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Junk-cation

Out-of-town travel for the primary purpose of visiting an automotive salvage yard on multiple consecutive days. Usually refers to self-serve or pick-a-part junkyards, where customer labor is required to procure purchases. On a typical junk-cation, you'll drive to the city with the awesome junkyard, spend the whole day pulling parts, crash at a motel, then come back the next day and do it again.
I'm going to Chilliwack this weekend and I think I'll make a junk-cation of it. There's just too much in that yard to do all in one day.
by tailypoe October 11, 2008
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