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The Itis

When you're in a public space (such as a mall) and you gotta go. You feel trapped and you gotta get out of that store.
I have the Itis, I have to get out of this store right now before I go crazy
by edawg444 January 10, 2025
mugGet the The Itismug.

Itis

That tired feeling after you eat a lot.
That thanksgiving was amazing it gave m the itis.
by Marangelis June 7, 2018
mugGet the Itismug.

Fagioli-itis

From the Italian soup: Pasta e fagioli; and pronounced as Fag-ee-oh-lee-itis. After visiting a restaurant claiming to be authentically Italian, the waitress claimed she was the owners daughter and offered us the soup of the day. She pronounced it as Pasta Fag-ee-oh-lee. This prompted the term Fagioli-itis. It means a person that is full of crap, pretending to be something other than one’s true self, or someone being dishonest or misleading with a lie so full of mistakes that the ruse is given away immediately, with the the guilty party being completely unaware.
My mom claims to be 37 years old, but everyone here just attended my 50th birthday. I believe she has a case of fagioli-itis
by SooperJeenyus February 20, 2020
mugGet the Fagioli-itismug.

-itis

The word people constantly keep using incorrectly because they don't even understand what the goddamn term means.
Person 1: I have videogame-itis
Person 2: You mean videogameOSIS, right?
Person 1: ...?
by metaloxidesemiconductor June 19, 2024
mugGet the -itismug.

OG-itis

The desire to possess original online usernames for the purpose of looking cool in front of friends and randoms that honestly couldn't give any shits about the username you have.

Symptoms of OG-itis consist of, but aren't limited to: Spending your entire life savings on OG usernames and ditching friends you've known your entire life just because they had numbers, underscores, or hyphens in their username.
Friend: Hey dude wanna play some COD?
OG-itis Victim: Yeah sure on which account, Capture, Herb or Hyped?

Friend: Dude...you have OG-itis..
by 420BBQ@DQ May 4, 2015
mugGet the OG-itismug.

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis
by anonymous_two November 5, 2008
mugGet the read-a-book-itismug.

jazza-itis

the cure for charlee-itis.
im very sorry Charlee Tingate, you have charlee-itis and the only way to cure you is to infect you with jazza-itis.
by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018
mugGet the jazza-itismug.

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