Hairy Chode

A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.

Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.

by Chodeman69 September 29, 2009

hairy ginger

A sexy redhead male(usually with a large penis) with an everlasting sweater vest. Commonly found drinking around bonfires.

"Damn that's a hairy ginger!"
They said after seeing McDuffie in the locker room.

by HairyGinger May 5, 2021

Hairy Hobbit

A cave dwelling short round portly man who enjoys sporting his enormous thigh perm while in the company of a vampire chick, at which time he is attempting to slay the dragon, being careful not to allow any blood to miss his mouth and hit the floor, while playing with his purple headed yogurt slinger. After preserving the dragons blood in his fat round belly he attempts a Princess Leia in the company of a hairy gremlin that just slid down a stripper pole in an effort to escape from a hairy gorilla that was last seen eating a jungle biscuit near a man with a cat stuck in his grill that just purchased a chili dog from an anonymous fence jumping hobbit who was last seen sucking the salt from a big fat juicy pickle while using the rear entrance to the local adult book store.

Hey did you see that hairy hobbit scurry across the street and try to jump in the back door of that guys car while he wasn’t looking.

by Publious1969 April 18, 2010

hairy iguana

a man with massive amounts of pubic hair, so much so that all you can see is the head of his penis.

My sister walked in my room when i was wanking and said "Oh my god look at his hairy iguana!"

by The Roflcopter Man March 17, 2005

Hairy Harmonica

When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.

The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.

Bill Clinton got caught with Monica....playing her hairy harmonica.

by Ash-the-great-1 November 2, 2008

Hairy Vari

When you are a hairy guy and you lay on the hood of a car with your legs spread while a girl gives you a rim job! If this is being performed by a male it would be a (Hairy Fairy Vari). If this is being done on a hairy woman it would be called a (European Hairy Vari).

Bob recieved a Hairy Vari on his new Corvette before turning in for the night.

by Funboy October 11, 2005

hairy nipples

extremely gross hair around the nipple region of male.

Russell has large hairy nipples, but he consistently denies it.

by chaleco August 1, 2006