the nit fairy

the nit fairy is similar to the tooth fairy..in that- it comes to visit you- fairly unexpectedly... BUT ...that's where the similarities end...'the nit fairy visiting' ...is a pikey way of saying..'my kid is riddled with nits!'

'dont put yer head too close Tyson....Our Chelsea has got the nit fairy visiting'

by chelsea's mam July 16, 2009

douche-fairy

a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.

guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)

guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.

by bittereagle March 6, 2010

Fairy Gaymother

The person who is there for all your gay needs. They’re the biggest gay influence in your life and they help you with all things gay.

Sarah basically introduced me to everything gay, she's my fairy gaymother.

by Nightmarechaser June 4, 2018

Fairy Dragmother

A fabulously gay friend who insists on giving makeovers to everyone who needs one. Similar to Cinderella's "Fairy Godmother", minus the magic, plus the gay.

"Have you seen Christine? Wh at a makeover!"

"It's the work of her Fairy Dragmother, Sha'niqua."

by Sha'niqua De'lacorte December 16, 2011

Hairy fairy

Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.

Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?

by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

Fairy fuck

To blow someone's mind into another dimension whilst having sexual interourse. AKA neverland.

Harry Potter and Hermione had such a fairy fuck, it took them weeks to return from outer space.

by Patriia Pan January 12, 2015

rain fairy

a woman whose boots get soaked and turned squishy and sloshy during a rainy day. She is said to be klutzy and short. Rain fairies usually whine about how their shoes got wet from the rain yet they still love the rainy weather. Rain fairies might also whine about their difunctional umbrellas.

Rain fairy: "Ugh! My shoes are wet from the rain.~ Why did i choose to wear these shoes!"
Unknown Speaker: "You rain fairy."

by The Half-Eaten Cookie April 5, 2010