Jake

My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!
Me: OH DADDY JAKE KUN
Jake: Oh yeah niggashit
by niggashitluvr69 November 24, 2019
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Man you like Marylin Manson? Dude you’re such a Jake stop it
by Blistersonmycheetofingers December 01, 2018
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A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.
Its a Jake, run for dear life
by TheCookieMonster27 February 28, 2018
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Jake is nice
Jake is nice
by yo bro so go away October 13, 2020
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Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*
by doodie hole June 28, 2018
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by You’regayll October 20, 2019
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Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys
“There goes Jake again”
by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018
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