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Extreme Texting

a sport for those who have mastered the art blindly texting on a touch screen phone while violently seizing.

There are five different levels:
level 1. your average teenager
level 2. john wilkes booth
level 3. Jafar-the enemy of Aladdin
level 4. nazis
level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone
Phillip: This dude at the bar was flapping like a tuna fish out of water on the floor last night like he was having a seizure, but he had his phone is his hands!!!!!!!!!

Steve: Dude, that man is apart of the extreme texting team..............
by mcom7 January 9, 2010
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Booty Texting

Texting after ten o'clock. Trying to hook up some booty.
by Sozzles August 7, 2011
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Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.
by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009
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Tank Texting

Akin to drunk dialing, it is the act of sending oftentimes embarrassing text messages to contacts while inebriated.

Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.
by JungleboyJames May 1, 2009
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toriumi texting

When no matter how long or interesting a text or subject matter the male texter presents, the female texter responds with timid responses.
man dat bitch be toriumi texting me
by karlg July 20, 2009
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Bush Texting

The act of a person texting in a bush in order to hide the fact that they are texting someone
by BuffaloJack July 3, 2010
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babble-texting

When a person keeps texting you every thought that crosses his or her mind relentlessly...no matter how inconsequential.
Geez! Arthur keeps babble-texting me every ten seconds! I don't care that he loves his morning coffee!"
by snowflame July 25, 2010
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