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New tech

Short for new technique.

1. When someone shows you something new, usually something that has never been show to you before, or has never been done.

2. Someone comes up with a new, sometimes unconventional, way to do something.

Originated from the Melee scene.
person 1: Yo, check out this new thing.
person 2: Holy shit that is some new tech right there
by Rhaast May 11, 2022
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Tech Window

A homophone of Taekwondo when pronounced by people like Jake Tran and heard by Andrew Schulz
"At the time, I was doing Tech Window. I was a competitor and coach" - Jake Tran
"What's Tech Window, for us old people?" - Andrew Schulz
by xDin2016 April 7, 2022
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Wauconda Tech

The College that everyone gets accepted to, cuz it's a last resort for all the farm people in Northeastern Washington. This college has a complimentary daycare, laundry mat, farm technology center, and pretend store. Just send $15 and you too! can be a successful student here with degrees in 'filmology, pimpology, steroidology, or 'how to just plain F***ing farm, by some strandberg guy'
"Yo Playa, let's get some JC niggas together and ball wit tha foos in W-town at Wau-Tech"
by Mark McGuire April 6, 2005
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Demi Tech

(or Bradley Shaw), a suspicious and paranoid computer obsessive who shows no skills in this field. A character in the CSY audio comedy series. He commands Eyeguard and becomes ressurected as the Demi-Bot.
"Tis I, the Demi Tech!"
"I will bluescreen you!"
"Eyeguard attack!"
by Grandmaster Perrins November 28, 2004
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PornHub Tech

When you're absolutely fucking busted in the game known as 'Brawlhalla' to the point, that your brother and any other male excessively cums when watching you play.
Josh:OMG my penis is so hard watching Dillan play Brawlhalla with his epic PornHub Tech
by JonathanDoTheNasty69420 March 3, 2021
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purple tech

A person who gives bad tech advice thinking they are an expert on it. Often their computer wallpaper or RGB lighting is purple.
The purple tech channel told me to use WiFi to get zero ping.
by The Bearded IT Guy June 11, 2021
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