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technovice

Someone who is new to technology. A non-geek.

Anything new has a tendency to invoke fear, wariness and distrust. Newcomers to the technoscene are commonly assailed with pejoratives: but we were all newbies once; and every one of us remains a noob in some field of human endeavour - nobody knows it all.

The term 'technovice' is a more polite, welcoming term. It says, "Hi there friend, I see you're new here, do you need a hand?" whereas "FOAD you loser n00b!" simply pollutes cyberspace.

The word can be read as 'tech'+'novice', describing the present state of the user's knowledge (or rather, lack of it): but hidden within is the suggestion of things to come, when read as 'techno'+'vice' :)
"Mandy's a real technovice, I had to show her where the power switch was on her PC."
by zutelwortle October 14, 2007
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techno-hamster

A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.

Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.

It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.
"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."
by Dr. Johnson January 16, 2008
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technobrat

A person or thing that is spoiled with Technology.
Jeff is such a technobrat, he has so much technology in his room alone.
by Kevin Trooper May 15, 2008
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Technodolt

Someone who is technologically unintelligent or just technophobic.
This Baker is a Technodolt, he made me a cake with an image of my flash drive instead of the image in the flash drive.
by Big_Bollocks February 4, 2009
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Techno Shades

1. The symbolic attire to describe the feeling derived from the expectation of a great night out with friends ..

2. a pair on actual sunglasses that you feel like wearing in a rave / nightclub
cash in the pocket . lad's are all ready time to lash on the techno shades and have a great one .
by techno techno October 8, 2009
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Technochondriac

An individual who's constantly raising the alarm about how new systems (or any systems for that matter) will cause problems or will generally not work period.
James plays these old DOS games with documentation for Adobe Reader 3, and complains about 9 not being fully backwards compatible, and wouldn't you know, the technochondriac then uses that as justification why we shouldn't update.
by mewrei January 26, 2010
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Technoliterate

To have the ability to read and/or write on a computer program or other technological device.

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The mashing of two real words to create a seemingly real one that is able to fool "like" happy facebook users.
"Tried to read for SUST, reading was sideways, prof, y u no technoliterate" - BVH
by nowitsreal March 30, 2011
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