technovice 

Someone who is new to technology. A non-geek.

Anything new has a tendency to invoke fear, wariness and distrust. Newcomers to the technoscene are commonly assailed with pejoratives: but we were all newbies once; and every one of us remains a noob in some field of human endeavour - nobody knows it all.

The term 'technovice' is a more polite, welcoming term. It says, "Hi there friend, I see you're new here, do you need a hand?" whereas "FOAD you loser n00b!" simply pollutes cyberspace.

The word can be read as 'tech'+'novice', describing the present state of the user's knowledge (or rather, lack of it): but hidden within is the suggestion of things to come, when read as 'techno'+'vice' :)

"Mandy's a real technovice, I had to show her where the power switch was on her PC."

technovice by zutelwortle October 14, 2007

TECHNOVIKING 

A bulked up German viking dancing on the streets of berlin at the fuck parade. can be seen on Youtube

He is so superior that his name must be written in CAPS.

Get outa here, TECHNOVIKING comands you
All hail TECHNOVIKING

TECHNOVIKING by Eloij October 5, 2007

technoviking 

A hero of our generation. Bow down to the force that is.....the TECHNOVIKING.

TECHNOVIKING doesn't dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.

technoviking by DrNordo January 25, 2008

Technovia 

A pseudonym for the term technophile, an enthusiast of technology.

Technovia can also be referred as Technovia_EX.

That guy is tight. He's known as Technovia.

Technovia by Technovia November 19, 2004

technoviking 

An internet meme created on theforum.com thanks to a video of the Berlin Fuck Parade of 2000 in which a large muscle-bound German man asserts his authority upon the people and dances to demonstrate his power. He is, technoviking.

All hail technoviking.

technoviking by esvee October 7, 2007

Technoviking 

The new Chuck Norris

Technoviking wins.

Technoviking by Numaga March 4, 2009

technoized

When a DJ or anybody else takes an old or already made song, and gives it a techno beat or style.

Some Technoized Songs:
Self Esteem (Offspring)
Numb/Encore (LPJZ)

technoized by KevinJ. June 30, 2007