Who Tarted?

Question asked after someone leaves their smell in a room after they do.

Michael, who has horrendous B.O., leaves the room. Jon, who enters the room moments later, can still smell Michael's stench, so he asks "Who Tarted?"

by slychef2000 February 28, 2010

snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.

Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!

by John Smith01 March 8, 2014

dat-tatted

When you wit yo homeboy kicking it and you end up with his dick all up in you

Dat-tatted ,Was Chilling with Mike and , he pushed me down on the bed and pushed his.hard cock into my vigina

by Tulenda jackson April 24, 2018

The Tainted Fleetwood

While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.

Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!

by Dylan “who don’t care who I am June 14, 2018

Get Tanked

The art of pissing off a really ugly fat bitch who most people would consider a tank but then having it backfire on you

Retard 1: dude look at that tank over there
Retard 2: yeah I called her Kermit last night.
Retard 1: oh shit is that the principal?

Tank chick: GET TANKED

by Joe Mama12 November 20, 2019

Z-tarted

The feeling one gets after being around Z for any length of time

Joe: hey mike you seem, different. Is everything ok?

Mike: nah i just feel like an idiot, being around Z has me feeling Z-tarted, if you will.

by Rojoson December 24, 2019

Gang tatted

Tattooed by all your friends while you're passed out faded

Lil xan was gang tatted after he took five bars.

by GangTatted February 4, 2021