Talking to Othman

Masturbating

Today I was talking to Othman for three hours straight and it felt real good!

by DuckHunter42 March 15, 2021

Talking to the seals

Another word for vomiting. Used primarily by those who feel ill while on the water, such as a boat or during/after surfing, but is fun to use around those severly intoxicated and engaging in the act.

1. Sam had never been on a deep sea fishing trip before, and unfortunately spent most of it talking to the seals.

2. Cindy had a few too many drinks and spend the night talking to the seals.

by WeezerTurboNerd August 23, 2004

Talking to the root

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

by Unibomber June 11, 2004

talking plaid

Phrase used to describe two people making small talk. Synonymous with ‘shooting the shit’.

Just a couple of ad guys, talking plaid.

by ditkastache August 14, 2011

talking to the canoe driver

Licking clit.

I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.

by Steelersfreak2 April 14, 2014

talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015

talking out the side of ya neck

talking crazy-shit

nigga you talking out the side of ya neck

by momoney💰💵💸 January 25, 2018