Tactical Dragon

When in need of a good chunder, to prevent hangover, or create room for more alcohol, stick your fingers down your throat, and as you spew, flap your arms around behind you, creating the amazing effect that your a fire breathing dragon... You may even choose to run around, depending on the length and velocity of said spew.

Need not be a 'tactical' dragon, or even an alcohol induced dragon, whenever u feel the need for a good chunder,, just make sure its a 'dragon'.

Scenario 1 - Kings Cup
Man 1 - "Fuck man, i can't skull that!!"
Man 2 - "just do a tactical dragon and get on with it you pussy'

Scenario 2 - during drinking game, perhaps 'never have i ever'
Jacob - "I think I'm gonna spew"
Everybody 'DRAGON!!!!!!!!" DO A DRAGON'
*jacob spews into a bush, waving arms feebly*

by rednut61 September 15, 2011

tactical chunder

When in a bar/club/pub and you feel a sudden queasiness and know that you wont make it to the toilet a tactical chunder is necessary. It is a sly, subtle chunder in a bin/corner/against the bar or anywhere that is completely inappropriate. It only becomes a tactical chunder if you get away with it.

those 5 'bucas fucked me up, had to have a tactical chunder under that table.

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

tactical spoon

When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.

John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"

by N-gu October 9, 2008

Tactical Nuke

When a guy has an epic jizz either in his pants or with a girl.
When a fountain of jizz come out of your penis.

Guy 1:So..what happened between you and you know who last nite?
Guy 2:Well...we went back to my place and i showed her what happens when I get a tactical nuke.
Guy 1:....Woah..so howed that go?
Guy 2:Ask her shes stuck on the celing.

Also the scene from scary movie 1 when they finially have sex.

by blonde69 November 13, 2011

tactical insertion

1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.

2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.

If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.

3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.

1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.

by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010

Tactical Chirps

The tactical chirps is an ancient technique passed down through the ages.

Tacticilius Chirpsarus- The art of engaging a pre-defined target with the intention of personal gain.

Great tactical chirpsing John! You totally won her over!

by Chirpsmaster October 8, 2010

tactical anal

The art of making a gilly suit for you penis hiding in the bushes outside your girlfriends window then patiently waiting for her to bend over and tie her shoes...you strike at dawn

If it wasn't for tactical anal I would still be a virgin

by A narcoleptic walrus July 3, 2015