taco bell shit pussy 

my girlfriend had this before and she shat all over my face

i shitted me self also

joe: my girlfriend fucking taco bell shit pussy all over my dick and now its brown forever.
bob: i hate niggers!

taco bell shit pussy by beanerhub July 13, 2023

Taco Bell Cat 

1. A creature that dwells in Canadia.

1. I am a Taco Bell Cat

Taco Bell Cat by yOU PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHO WROTE THIS. August 23, 2003

Taco Bell Grande 

When you and one of your friends are sittin in a Taco Bell and some dude is on a date with his girlfriend and she looks at you and your friend and her boyfriend looks back at you like you can't see him or something and he looks at you like "what the fuck are you looking at?!" You and your friend get up and both instantaneously punch him in the back of the head and knock him out in his food and walk out. His girlfriend wont say a word.

Last night we were at Taco Bell and Dillon and Aaron gave some faggot a Taco Bell Grande.

Taco Bell Grande by jay39452 February 22, 2008

taco bell sauce challenge 

go to taco bell and get fire sauce packets and have the challenger drink 5 packets of fire sauce

person 1: i just went to taco bell and got 5 packets of fire sauce you should do the taco bell sauce challenge.

person 2: no way man last time i did that i started gagging because it was so hot.

taco bell sauce challenge by Jessica pennywinkle January 2, 2012

Taco Bell Talking 

Highly audible flatulence resulting from consuming Taco Bell.

1: Sorry.
2: It's fine...that's just Taco Bell Talking.

Taco Bell Talking by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012

taco bell clense 

When u eat nothing but taco bell and do nothing but shit there fore cancling out the calories from the taco bell. Better than laxatives.

"I'm on a juice clense!" "well, debrah, im on a taco bell clense so take your high and mighty shit out of the porta potty"

taco bell clense by jmactyv March 22, 2017

Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

Taco Bell Trumpet by Deertay July 31, 2018