Tic Tac Dick

When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.

"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.

by MyVeinyMeat June 26, 2022

Tic Tac

Basically Tik Tok, except older people don't really know how to pronounce it. That's basically it, yea. This is a boring definition. Whatever. Oh, it's also a candy-type thing. Whatever.

Mother: Why are you always on your Tic Tac stuff?
Son: It's Tik Tok, ma! Get it right! Geez louise!
Mother: A S C E N D E D.
Son: oh god no
Mother: SON, YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS
Son: mother i apologize. 'twas only a jo-
Mother: transforms
Son: what the... FLOWEY?!
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by Ablynce September 25, 2020

tic tac shower

When you eat 2 boxes of mint tic tac's and drink a bottle of water before you give someone a golden shower. Gives a minty scent to your urine. Similar to a golden shower, but minty.

Gave Julie a tic tac shower, she loved the mint scented urine.

by Mr diggy D December 8, 2022

Tic tac

A reference to Callum from Callum’s corners head

Callum “I do not look like a sodding tic tac”

by TheVortmaster August 22, 2018

Tic Tacs

1. Female testicles. Also known as those little Bartholin Glands found on the labia. Some are bigger than others, just like male testicles.

My boss can suck my tic tacs!

by angdue414 April 15, 2013

Tic Tac Smack

When u have small male genitalia and you try to get down on a girl. Can be used as an insult.

“Hey Jordan you are going to give that girl a Tic Tac Smack.”

by McMuffin81 June 29, 2018

Tac Fag

AKA Tact Fag

Adjective:

Someone who goes way too hardcore over being Tacti-cool. Usually the fattest cop at the police department that spends all his money on plate carriers and wears BDU pants on his day off.

"Hey, did you see John's new camo lunch bag? It has Velcro on the sides so he can put patches on it."
"Yeah, what a Tac Fag."

by samb831 March 24, 2022