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Stinky Trombone

One of the worst smells and weirdest sounds that exerts a Geordie man's hairy stinkhole after living off Zapatistas and pints for the whole weekend. The sound plays for not just a song, but a whole albums worth of disgrace, usually resulting in his girlfriend passing out, then waking up with no recollection of the weekend
Tom's stinky trombone is the real reason Sherilyn broke up with him.
by MAISYcat30now July 7, 2022
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flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.
You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.
by Mootillda November 13, 2021
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Tromboner

When a musical gay guy that plays a trombone has a crush on Sam Smith and they get a boner
Adam did you see Sam Smith at the Grammy Awards. Yeah man I got a real tromboner.
by Ohhh yaaaaa shrecky-pie ;P February 5, 2019
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Sparkly trombone

Similar to a rusty trombone however instead of anal pleasures cocaine is inserted into the rectum.
Wow Cheryl gives a great sparkly trombone!
by Dingle booger August 15, 2023
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Trombone

A device used for brilliance and power! They usually overpower the mellos and baritones with little effort.
What are trombones for?! Brilliance and power!
by Ktbone19 August 20, 2018
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Dan the trombone man

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.
Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses
by The Kiley February 3, 2015
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Trombone Play

Stroking the penis while sucking it. Referencing to how you have to blow into a trombone, and stroke it.
Hey, I have an idea for oral. Let’s do Trombone Play.
by BeastEJ December 14, 2018
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