topping

When a cadet at fork union military academy presumably sucks on a staff members schlong, so they can have power within the school system

Adam Nazar: Maj. Mcombs, I shined my boots today so I can be cool just like you
Drayton: Damn Nazar, you topping him

Nazar: Colonel krogh, All of the internet in the barracks is unblocked, and I think that I am a fucking angel, so can I get higher rank?
Moyer: Damn Adam, you are sucking this mans speech impedemented dick, you topper

by FUMA Topping September 26, 2018

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welly top

a loose vagina. bucket fanny

it was like shagging a welly top!

by Schmee June 25, 2004

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muffin-topping

the condition that occurs when your belly fat protrudes over your pants.

Man, he's really packing on the weight lately. Serious case of muffin-topping.

by just_warming_up May 20, 2009

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top guilt

Guilt aroused in a top (a homosexual male who performs the active sexual role in anal intercourse) by his reluctance, failure, or inability to bottom (to perform the passive sexual role in anal intercourse). Top guilt is most frequently aroused when a top is confronted by a versatile partner (that is, a homosexual male who performs both the active and passive sexual roles). Also referred to as pitcher's guilt.

Dude, don't give me top guilt. You know I'm a pitcher, not a catcher.

by boobookitty82 June 8, 2010

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top stroke

A method of male masturbation. The top stroke is performed by resting the the palm of the hand at the top of the penis and wrapping the fingers underneath. With the thumb closer to the body then the little finger. The name is directly related to the action that is performed in this position.

The boy, who had just descoverd masturbation, was eager to try 'top stroke', in order too increase his dexterity.

by darcturus June 4, 2007

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Bop to the Top

When a hoe that started from nowhere makes a strategic plan to start sucking off people in power to gain ranking. Bop to the Top is a common thing in today's society. These hoes will do anything to Bop to the top. A hoe will gain financial stability and many followers on Twitter and Instagram while doing so.

Diane: OMG is that a NBA Player?

Kristen: Damn He looks paid!!!

Diane and Kristen Singing in harmony:

Yeah, We're gonna Bop Bop Bop Bop to the Top. Wipe away your Inhibitions.

Example #2

Juliana: OMG is that a new up incoming rapper?

Adrienne: Damn He looks paid!!!

Juliana: Girlll Power Moves Only.

Juliana and Adrienne Sing In Harmony:
Yeah, We're gonna Bop Bop Bop, Bop to the Top. And strut yourself.

by WilliamSmackedsphere July 9, 2018

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