throat blanket

A facial hair style where you shave all of you face and leave only your neck hair.

Jeremy: "Dude, I want to shave, but I want to try a new style."
Dan: "Just shave all but your neck hair. I hear chicks dig the throat blanket."

by Hisenburger September 26, 2011

throat skunk

A exceptionally hairy dick.

I really need to think about some grooming down there. I gave her the throat skunk last night and she was flossing with my pubes all day today.

by ds777 February 18, 2007

Throat GOAT

noun
/θrəʊt: ɡəʊt/

a title given to Nayan for her exceptional skill and prowess with the mouth (I'm not talking about singing)

He knew Nayan was the Throat Goat when she blew his clarinet

by NADZM January 10, 2022

throat freeze

1. The affect of taking a very cold phallic object past the throat for so long as to freeze the larnyx and induce the same chemical reaction as a 'brain freeze' in the throat.

2. The act of deep-throating ice.

She was sucking on that popsicle so much she swallowed it whole and got throat freeze, Causing me to give her somthing hot to unfreeze it.

by Shaded One June 5, 2005

Throat Cancer

Batman does not have it, as seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc

Batman: I DON'T HAVE THROAT CANCER *punch*

by ParadiseHunter October 5, 2008

throat blisters

blisters found in throat caused by extremely forceful face fucking.

Damn, I want to give that bitch throat blisters.

by penguin156 August 24, 2009

Throat Punch

When fellatio goes so deep that it feels like you're being punched on the inside of your throat. This may cause pain, discomfort swallowing, and new terms to be added to Urban Dictionary.

As Anastasia gave a blow job to her hugely well-endowed lover, he pushed her head down on his shaft going so deeply into her mouth it felt like a throat punch.

by SharkPower819 December 8, 2017