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Topper Mopper

When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.
(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
by Legendaryshopbesties November 30, 2021
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scone topping

Male ejaculate. It is particuarly appropriate when semen reaches its mature, viscous state.
So she turned her head to look at me after I gave her the reach around and I pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids
by Brass Master D August 14, 2009
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Qa'thop

1. A violent sexual action done upon any body part which results in the death of the one recieving the qa'thop.
1. Judge: "Sir, you are guilty on all charges for qa'thoping the dead woman."
by DatYungBoi January 26, 2012
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Crock topper

The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.
"Honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?"
by Airliner1013 May 22, 2013
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double toppers

Receiving oral sex from two people at the same time.
"Dude, last night was crazy I got head from two chicks at the same time"

"No way you got double toppers from who?"
by Lattolanlogince May 15, 2016
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bryanna thompson

Girl that is called sniffles that sniffs alot but is super chill, cute and chill as fuck.
Person 1: wow do I here sniffles.
Person 2: Yeah Bryanna Thompson is so hot
by Mjms717 January 1, 2017
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Nut Topping

The act of placing one's testicles firmly between someone else's breasts, or "topping" the breasts with the "nuts".
Person 1 - "I feel like our sex life has become repetitive, and I want to try something new "
Person 2 - "I've always wanted to try 'nut topping'. It sounds like it would be fun!"
by yak the snak March 19, 2017
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