Drop the kids off at the pool 

An Australian slang term for taking a shit

"Be right back, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool" "You have kids?" "Nah, I'm taking a shit!"

Drop the kids off at the pool by BatmanSupermanRobin December 8, 2014

mop with the kids 

when a family is so ghetto, that they can no longer afford mops, so they must "mop with the kids" instead of live with dirty floors.

dangnabbit, grab our son...the floor is filthy!

must we mop wit the kids, dear?

shut up

mop with the kids by zubawu January 20, 2005

How’s the kids? 

A subtle way of noticing a girls ta ta’s without sexually harassing her. Usually the girl is unaware that they are talking about her boobs.

“Hey how’s the kids?”
“what kids?”
*group of boys laugh then walk away*

How’s the kids? by succadicca January 26, 2019

the kids 

How punk rockers refer to other punk rockers as a whole.

We don't do it for money, we do it for the kids.

the kids by Sam Sinister May 3, 2009

We Stole The Kids 

A dope fucking indie pop rock band based out of NY and Boston. Literally insane, dope music gorgeous singer, great producer, and pretty tight white rapper

Jon: Yo you hear We Stole The Kids?

Lucy: Thats fucked up my friend has been missing!

Jon: No the band! They fucking rule!

We Stole The Kids by crazymusic! November 7, 2011

to drop the kids off at the pool

to shit and or take a poop in the toilet and or to masterbate into the toilet

tori, i need to drop the kids off at the pool.

to drop the kids off at the pool by Circusjenna August 17, 2006

watch the kids 

Bust a nut in your girlfriends eye!

Hey bro, I was messing around with Haely last night and she rolled over and I said

"hey watch the kids honey" and nutted in hr eye!

watch the kids by ReJackk August 19, 2016