by urkzik September 25, 2013
stretch throat is when someone tells you that they have a sore throat but you know that person has been giving sloppy toppings lately , but act as if they don't understand why . Similiar to strep throat because there is imflamation in the throat but different solely because you know they a hoe.
Jane: man my throat is really sore , and I don't know why just came out of nowhere!
John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!
John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!
by Kilthy Fi April 25, 2019
by John the Window Licker June 23, 2021
after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after
by RdRocket September 14, 2018
by kornball May 15, 2025
when youre in class and you cant get signal on your cell phone, so you put your phone in your hand and raise your hands in the air pretending your stretching in an attempt to get better signal.
Yo i saw stew doing the signal stretch, i wonder if hes texting zowe!
Young man i saw you do the signal stretch, turn in your phone to student affairs!
Young man i saw you do the signal stretch, turn in your phone to student affairs!
by DANNYBOY691337 May 13, 2010
She likes to get triple Stretch
by Nyrac July 30, 2023