fish slapper

a goat fucking ho on a guitar building forum

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Salami Slapper

A very sexy gay-stripper name

"Damn, that Salami Slapper was hot last night"

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

dough slapper

a person that slaps dough for entertainment

Daquarius was a dough slapper

by xxwwhu April 21, 2016

flapper slappers

the beef curtain like flaps of atrocious leg skin of a flappy slappy. Most likely trying to be distracted from by using the horrible boob job that was bought along with the wardrobe from the trailor park.

'Those overly priced orangutan titties definetly dont distract from those flapper slappers.'

by snappy_holla August 12, 2012

Wrapper Slapper

when your done fucking your girlfriend and she's all like OMG that was great. you take off your condom and slap her in the face with it.

BOOM bitch! eat my Wrapper Slapper

by sir warapper slapper January 24, 2011

Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023