STD Nest

A person who has every sexual transmitted disease in the book.

Poor John he left with an STD Nest last night.

by brownzack141 October 27, 2016

Gamer's Nest

A desk or cozy area that is frequently occupied by a particular individual during gaming hours. Generally includes dirty dishes, empty soda cans, assorted trash and other evidence of being plugged into a computer or console far too much to clean up after ones self.

"Damn Jared, you really need to tidy up your gamer's nest, you're starting to run out of room to reach the keyboard."

by KottonKandi October 25, 2013

nest builder

A person who compusively covers the toilet seat with a layer of toilet paper before the elimination of fecal waste.

As soon as he entered the adjoining stall, I recognized him as a nest builder. He was pulling wads and wads of toilet paper off the roll.

by BlackAstro April 18, 2012

Nesting Turtle

An adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.

Jacob: "I met this girl the other day she's absolutely wonderful I think I want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children....."
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"

by SlayersRUs April 21, 2014

awesome-nest

a word meaning better than awesome, or better yet, most awesome

timmy: did you watch -insert good show here- last night?

ashey: yeah! it was awesome-nest!

by mrs.keehl-sama_mellobeminee January 25, 2009

Bird Nesting

When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.

"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."

"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"

by ElGato212 May 31, 2019

Penis Nest

The folded up wad of toilet paper that men wedge into the front of a portojohn seat to prevent their penis from touching the front, inside, nasty part.

Mike left his penis nest wedged in the seat!

by MolestMyCorpse October 18, 2018