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Meat Mango

Sorry guys, I’m gonna head home and munch on my girlfriend’s meat mango.
by ThatOtherOther November 30, 2018
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meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.
"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."
by daveyboy682 January 3, 2008
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cheap meat

When someone easy to shag and you ain't gotta put in any effort
"Flo is so easy, straight up cheap meat"
by Krabarta August 26, 2017
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Good Meat

A modern scots saying to describe an inedible object that causes an overpowering urge to chew or bite
"did you see those shoes?" "no" "shit son, they were good meat"
by MARVIN STRAIGHTE September 1, 2013
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meat queen

a dirty slag who will fuck anything just to gain sexual expierience and popularity usually found in houses full of coke heads after pubs close on weekends
person a "shall we go to thornbury and try to pull some birds"?
person b " fuck that! that place is full of sloppy meat queens"
by lewis has a chode September 14, 2012
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meat salad

Noun. A situation in which a woman's labia are used as a bowl upon which various different penises may be rested. The woman's groinal cavity becomes the vessel that holds the meat salad.
We would have had a meat salad but two of the volunteers for the gang bang didn't show up.
by Misses Lova Lova May 28, 2020
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Meat Santa

The giver of the meat to the ho ho ho’s.
My Meat Santa stuffed my stocking with his thick sausage on Christmas Eve.
by MattyBigD December 13, 2018
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