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Lasagna Beef

The specific beef inside of lasagna
by Kashoot yourself April 23, 2019
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Lasagna Spiral

A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration
I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.
by McCrispies20 May 4, 2023
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Lasagna

LA Sag nutttzzz
You Cut the rare disease of LaSagna

LASAGONDEEZNUTZ
by Spirit_Dank June 24, 2021
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Lasagna

Garfield: “John, get me my fucking lasagna before I eat Odie instead.”
by Leonk11 February 9, 2025
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Lasagna King

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.
Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022
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Bitch Lasagna

The most viewed PewDiePie song on Spotify and disses TSeries Perfectly
Hey TSeries, lookin' hungry for drama, here, let me serve you bitch Lasagna!
by CurryInMaVeins February 23, 2021
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Wet Lasagna

Ejaculating inside of a sweaty, overweight, woman on her period. (Preferably of Italian descent).
“Yo man, I cooked this messy wet Lasagna last night with Francesca
“I added so much ricotta in this sweet, hot, Wet Lasagna last night”
“A wet lasagna betwixt the sheets is so fucking hot
by Is_this_a_trap? August 15, 2025
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