Hammer Hog

Fucking the shit out of a fat bitch.

See that girl at the all you can eat buffet, Phil hammerhogged her.

by Kyle September 18, 2004

Hammer Drop

A situation in which an individual feels matter move extremely fast through his or her lower intestines with a loud gurgling sound. The signal implies that the individual has less than 2 minutes to find a toilet or else he or she will shit their paints in an explosive manner.

I just felt the hammer drop. If I don’t shred some porcelain now, I’m going to mess my pants!

Did you hear my hammer drop? It looks like have to run. It is time to paint the back of the toilet bowl!

by Francois1980 March 1, 2009

Watersnake and Hammer

When a male starts masturbating without an erection, much like playing with a watersnake. Upon arousal, he then uses a hammer to beat the erection back to a flaccid state. These steps are repeated until bleeding and ejaculation occur simultaneously.

It's Watersnake and Hammer Time!!

by <EMP>TiNy March 22, 2008

Clam Hammer

The female equivalent of a teabag.

As Greg slept with his mouth wide open, lexi took it upon herself to clam hammer him repeatedly.

by .sucram. July 11, 2016

Alabama Hammer

The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!

"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009

The Hammer

The Hammer is punishment for a broken promise or ignored communication. It consists of kicking the offender in the balls and when he falls to the ground gasping for breath you shit in his mouth.

Ask my friend Noah for some info on that. If he doesn't email you back I'll give him The Hammer

by mule169169 July 15, 2010

Taco Hammer

A Penis. Yes, a penis.

Screan screamed in terror when I pulled out my thick purple Taco Hammer.

by Ryan Preston December 10, 2004