bumpah fluid

a fake thing said in automotive shops

Hey man i need some bumpah fluid for this broken bumper

by Brandallberry November 7, 2017

Boob-fluid

Some days you wish you had huge boobs and other days you wish were flat as a wall. Like gender fluid but just for your breasts, or lack thereof, depending on the day.

Trash - Man i wish i had no boobs today
Chuck - I know right? Me too
Trash - And then yesterday i wanted my melons to be massive
Chuck - ME TOO. Maybe we're just Boob-fluid
Ah - ....What???
Emoomily - I forgot what i wanted to say.

by chuck<3tiites June 15, 2022

Fluid

You are trying to find out what fluid is even though you know what it is. You curious monkey.

"I love drinking this juice, such good fluid."

by Iamashark January 14, 2023

gender fluid

Any gender specific fluid produced by one of the two non imaginary genders.

He absolutely blasted her with bender fluid.
She frosted him like a cake with her gender fluid.

by Nohoch January 6, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

fluid transparency

Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.

Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.

Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results

Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.

by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020

gender fluid

One of various expensive, hard-to-source automotive fluids required (and serviced at periodic intervals per the manufacturer's warranty) to keep your vehicle's continuously-variable transmission (or "tranny") transitioning smoothly from male to female or vice-versa. Usually sold alongside the Unobtainium and other specialist wares in advanced automotive gender identity clinics.

Gender fluid will typically transition from a healthy pink hue to a light blue, depending upon your vehicle's preferred. pronouns. If you are unsure which to use, it's best to consult an automotive gender identity clinic (or "tranny shop") and fall back to singular they/them unless the instructions packaged with your vehicle request a specific pronoun.

Manual "stick-shift" vehicles will most often identify with he/him pronouns, and automatic "slush box" vehicles with she/her, but it's best to never assume unless you've had your motorcar's gender fluid analysed by a skilled endocrinologist.

by bitchuck August 5, 2024