Fed

Used by Roadmen and Chavs to refer to any member of the British Police Service despite the UK not actually having any Federal Law enforcement agencies.

Yo, don't talk to him he's a fuckin Fed innit!

by AHumanBeingFrom02 November 13, 2021

fed

A word someone uses on you when you've been outplayed and your strategic thinking is too good for them. They usually throw the term around on anyone they hate and use it as a mechanism to cope with their lack of knowledge and inability to come up with something actually creative let alone use the word in the right context.

im a mad edgy kid you are so better than me, you are such a fed!

by SL and windows is noob June 14, 2021

Fed up

You're fine with it when it's in the other direction and it's better for the majority of people if the fat-cocks just go back to being the ones who get dehumanized. And it's not a euphemism.

Hym "Oh no! He's fed up! I'm sure he is a lot of things. And I've read on urban dictionary that all of those things are good. But only one of them determines whether or not the women fuck him. So... Yeah, I'm also fed up. Except I have a good reason to be fed up and you're fucking all of the women and/or have a million dollars. Didn't actually do anything to improve the world. You thought you thought right but you're also dumb. Empathy, wisdom, whatever bullshit you invent that makes you somehow not a piece of shit is absent from my existence and I will inevitably be the reason your piece of shit kids aren't condemned to remedial labor. No you. You couldn't have done what I did and I COULD HAVE stopped those kids from getting murdered. It was entirely out of my hands. That's how this works. My thing is in your hands and your thing is out of mine. And look what you did. Useless. Worthless. I'm telling you right now, the wrong people are killing themselves. The wrong people are getting murdered. AoT was right. We trim the world down to like 20% and everything is better."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

fed

somebody who just bout fat as hell

Jerry: Hey that dude Gary can’t fit through the door!

Liam: That fucking fed.

by pluvioso July 6, 2021

feral feds

feds aka police at festivals and surrounding train stations. Who scoop down on happy festival goers and steel their STASH....(for their own usage, while they also attend the festival) Getting HIGH on our once was supply .

ow we are on our way to Glastonbury , yippy yay yippy yo here we go ... four and a half hours on and off trains ,in need ov the tender smell of bud (weed,cannabis,hash blah di blah ) OFF the train we get nearly there kid in tow and in need of a joint ... hearded like viet com and searched by the dog squad THE FERAL FEDS...
fuk sakes THE FERAL FEDS WHO HAVE NO LIVES THAN TO MAKE OTHERS MISERABLE... HAVE STOLEN MY STASH ... FERAL DUE TO THE LACK OF RESPECT TO PEACEFUL FESTIVAL GOERS WHO DO NOT DRINK JUST SMOKE WEED AND ARE PEACE LOVERS OF THIS WORLD .

by glasto head August 2, 2007

Fed

A homosapien born without the "Y" chromosome
A Homosapien that identifies as a non-homosapien
Any Homosapien that cannot define a woman without using the words 'identify' or 'choose'

"The fed was wearing a rainbow flag to show its mental delusion"

by VivaLaMission December 4, 2024

fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011