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ALVIN THAI LIM.

He loves to analyze people so he did this one time to a certain individual but that certain individual played along to make it seem like THAI's antics are going unnoticed but in reality that certain individual was leading him on because Thai stages and plans everything prior to his analyzing routine.
He will ask you to come and hang out with him then put on a Movie, music video or a show that possibly could resonate with you in some way shape or form but he will play off like it wasn't planned when the video or Movie comes on. So this certain individual knew Thai was staging everything prior to his arrival, then he put on the music video and Thai watched the individual from the kitchen like a creep to see the individuals reactions to the video but the individual pretended like he didn't notice Thai, and the individual was acting like he was sooo into the video so Thai could get the validation.
He's done this for decades, he will go even as far as having mutiltiple people involved in staging and acting along to his narrative because he's a real MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
A lot of incidents have occurred over the years.
He set up another individual on June 3rd/ 4th in 2024, took him to the strip club then had strippers on the inside acting along then eventually took him to Holiday Inn in Waterloo as they told him to get undressed then eventually made him take his shoes off etc.

The waterbottle was a good prop along with the staged cab and the banging noises LOL
MILES MULTANI: " yo, the certain individual is passing out"
ALI: " tell him to take off his shoes "
THAI: " I got the CAB ๐Ÿš– ready and the loud banging noises on deck"
STRIPPERS: "MILES MULTANI & ALI, are we getting paid for our time"

MILES MULTANI: " fucking right you are, bend over "
ALI: " MILES, can you bend over too "
THAI: " Wait for me guys I want to have a circle jerk with me in the middle "
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๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’‰โ˜ ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฎ

He also goes by ALVIN as well, his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.

He pulled another stint with another individual except this time it wasn't as harsh as the Holiday INN after party.

He had the same people involved this time as well.

ALI and MILES MULTANI

They called up the individual and took him to NIKKI's Roadhouse in Princeton/ Woodstock ONT.
ALI and MILES got the individual all sauced up and had people on the inside at the strip club and they had recited his lingo prior to his arrival at NIKKI's then as he walked by they started throwing the feelers out. LOL

The individual just acted oblivious and pretend like OMG " such a coincidence that they are flowing like me, like whoaaa "

Yo ALVIN THAI LIM you little queer , you have to do a better job on training ALI and MILES MULTANI LOL ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜„

These guys are notorious for roffieeing people especially MEN so please do tread.

They are on some P. DIDDY ๐Ÿ’ฉ ?
MILES MULTANI: " Yo ALI, looks like the roffie that we put in his drinks has kicked in on the individual"

ALI: " Excellent, keep him occupied and keep feeding him drinks because im going to send a stripper over without him knowing "

THAI: " MILES, ALI.. I need a status update because I'm just around the corner giving a BLOWJOB to my buddy MARK because he finished early from his shift at TOYOTA.

MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY "

ALI: " yo MILES, should I ask THAI to perform the Thai Snow Storm "

MILES MULTANI: " I want IN on this "

INDIVIDUAL: " yo, MILES, ALI- is the charades over yet or should I just keep acting along like I don't notice what you all planned for me ?

MILES MULTANI: " I will buy you another

thai iced tea "

THAI : " Guys keep the individual occupied because MARK here is backed up and is blowing big loads ๐Ÿ’ฆ. "

MILES MULTANI: " Yo THAI, do you have room for me, I will promise you our tips won't touch "

THAI: " Yes, ofcourse .just come in on a slight angle with just enough enertia"

MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY"

Moral of the story is, keep your distance from these DING DONG'S and if you do end up going out anywhere with them please tread carefully and purchase your own drinks with all eyes on the bartender at the point of purchase.
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 14, 2025
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AKA, ALVIN

ALVIN THAI LIM

An HOMIESEXUAL who has told a handful of people that he SUCKS his OWN DICK while he performs one of his favorite moves , Thai Coconut

He can multitask different combo's as well.
Just ask his roommates, RYAN and SAM.
SAM : " yo RYAN, have you ever had the Thai soup by THAI "

RYAN : yo SAM , I'm kind of MAD ๐Ÿ˜  at THAI because when we all went to OCTOBER fest together you remember that I got in a fight with THAI, he claims that I pushed him at the Concordia Club while he was dancing ๐Ÿ’ƒ with KATARINA but he has terrible balance and no swag so he ended up tripping and falling all by him self "

SAM : " OH BOY, yeSh. I remember. Both of you started scrapping it out after we left and both of you got out of the car and duked it out then you threw THAI on the hood of the car like a rag doll "

RYAN : " yo SAM, can you believe THAI, he tells everyone that I pick my nose and eat all the boogers at the same time"

SAM : "He's told me that as well "

RYAN : " that's it!! I shall settle for a Thai handshake "
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TD = TAURIEN DALEY

Word is , When THAI and TAURIEN went to Mexico ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ together Taurien came back with a disease of some sort and gave it to his significant other.

Sounds like it was herpes but is there a chance that it could of been transmitted when THAI and TAURIEN engaged that one night when TAURIEN woke up with his zipper undone and his pants around his ankles?

That's the main question?
BIANCA: " yo, THAI. what's up with TAURIEN, seems like he has a rash of some sort"

THAI: " in MEXICO, I made him my special drink, ๐Ÿ’Š thai iced tea and then sexually abused him "

BIANCA: " you finished him off with your special move? Thai Rudder ?

THAI: " OH yeSh!
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ALVIN THAI LIM, the BOTOX QUEEN ๐Ÿ’‹

We are extremely confused with this guy because he was getting BOTOX all the time in his face ๐Ÿ˜ณ .
Is this normal behavior?

He had a good connect for the process.
KATRINA MORDY , she must be in that industry ?
KATRINA MORDY: " hey Thai, they have a special going on MAGILANT NARSASSCIST'S

THAI : " Booking the appointment right now"
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This ALVIN THAI LIM character is on some GAY FUGAZI SHIT!

WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them ๐Ÿ’‰. ๐Ÿ’‹
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?

Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!

GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL

Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.

You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids

-Men's semen

-Meth
-Heroine

-Crack

-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY

-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA

that's made in someone's bath ๐Ÿ› tub

tastes like SHIT and is poisonous โ˜ ๐Ÿ’€
-Your Diamonds ๐Ÿ’Ž are pure garbage

just like you.

No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
KATRINA MORDY: " HANAHA, have you noticed anything different about THAI lately ?

HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips ๐Ÿ’‹ are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "

KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "

HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "

KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "

HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the ๐Ÿšฝ porcelain at the same time "

Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.

KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!

HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together โค. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "

KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "

HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "

RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had

Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰. "

HANAHA " OH , BOY "

KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
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ALVIN THAI LIM,

You should get both your BUM CHUMS in check.
MILES MULTANI and ALI, THAI -you didn't train these DING DONG'S well enough that they could pull fast one on those individuals. They both caught on within seconds. The one individual said your NIKKI'S ROAD HOUSE stint was real easy to read and the other individual said the same thing about ROXXAN's and the HOLIDAY INN. The ROXXAN's stint you had a whole team in on it but there is video ๐Ÿ“น footage of MILES MULTANI and ALI running around in the hotel room in their gitch with the strippers etc. MILES MULTANI is wearing Mandy's jean jacket and almost ripped it LOL. It's all on video ๐Ÿ“น .
THAI: " you guys blew the coup, what the FAK"

MILES MILES: " Suck my Dick THAI"

ALI: " I want to SUCK it"

THAI: " How about both you guys play pool in my mouth but no tips should touch"

MILES MULTANI: " I want the

Thai Snow Storm since there is a storm coming this weekend "

THAI : " you got it "
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