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Test day

A test that happens on a Tuesday Wednesday or Friday and no one likes it except brainiac kids and autistic kids
God fucking danmit another test day that the third time this week
by Alex5455 February 6, 2018
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Test Wipe

The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.
"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".
by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010
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test the oil

Before you ream a chicks ass you should always test the oil, to make sure her chocolate star fish is clear. This is done by going at it doggy style and in the process wopping a digit up the ass and pulling out to see if it is clean and safe to proceed. If all is good have fun, if not grab her hair and use it to clean your finger as if cleaning a dip stick on a car.
"Dude last night went to fuck this chick ass but lucky I remenbered to test the oil first or I would have been a mess, she was full to the max level"
by littel Jon March 6, 2007
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test depth

Test Depth: NOUN. The depth at which a US Nuclear Submarine is certified to dive to at any given time. Generally this is a depth not reached on a regular basis. It is only attained rarely, and not under normal circumstances. If done so under "normal" circumstances it is only after careful preparation. Test Depth is roughly 2/3 crush depth.
Nervous NUB: Are we really going to test depth today?
Salty Dog: STFU you useless POS! Ain't nothing to be afraid of, hell I got more time on a shitter at test depth than you have on this boat!
by STS1SS August 7, 2007
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test monkey rage mode

An unreal intense fucking motion where your hips are like a semi auto machine gun, while screaming like a monkey put on acid, and at the climax, screaming FATALITY right before you cum.
While during intercourse, Bob got excited and screamed "test monkey rage mode" after that night, Sarah never walked again.
by bigbooty215 May 5, 2015
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test nut

To jack off to something to see if you’re attracted to it
I did a test nut last night to see if I was into traps. It was inconclusive.
by Bonejangles August 6, 2019
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Test me

An amazing song by Melanie Martinez,it’s about the challenges of life
Person:what’s your favorite song from Melanie Martinez’s after school?

Other person:test me
by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf January 24, 2021
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