The Richard Weiss Scoring System

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.

Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"

by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019

system of a down

a great band who have entered the mainstream and yes, have a lot of retarded fans. probaly gay teenage goths and posers or people who have only heard aerials, chop suey and toxicity, but the vocals simply cannot be beat and each member has great songwriting skills and a unique musical style

system of a down is brilliant

by GEORGE November 5, 2003

system of a down

Without a doubt, the best nu-metal band (and band in general) to ever grace foolish America with its music. Serj Tankian is trying to steer America off its path to destruction through his unbelievable (and true) lyrics, and the band's sounds are kick-ass besides!

I suddenly realized all of America's problems after I picked up that System of a Down CD.

by third_ech3lon January 29, 2005

SBstangs

A group of over zealous losers who enjoy spending their friday nights in the parking lot of In N Out pretending they are cool, when the reality is that they are either A)gay B)old C)ugly or all three. The average SBstang member probably has a weak mustang and lives at home with his mother. Led by an "Emporer" who is no bigger than a midgets cock. They enjoy acting like they know everything there is about mustangs and going to "dyno day" and jacking off to their friends pussy car on the dyno. The saddest part is that they think they are cool but people think they are lame.

Wanna go inside and get a "milkshake"?

Cant wait until dyno day. Dont forget your lawn chair! *giggles*

We only drive fast on free way on ramps. DUH!

-SBstangs

by StangBaby April 24, 2007

fuck the system

A great and wierd song about bringing down a corrupt government sung by "System of a Down." The lyrics are powerful and true.

WAR! Fuck the System! WAR! Fuck the System! Fuck the System! WAR! Fuck the System! WAR! I need to fuck the sys. I need to fuck the sys. I need to fuck the sys...You need to fuck the sys. You need to fuck the sys. You need to fuck the sys. You need to fuck the sys. I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit show
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit shame
I'm, but a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit.
I need to fuck the system! I need to fuck the sys! I need to fuck the system! We all need to fuck the system!

by Dave SOAD November 20, 2006

system of a down

Dispelling of SOAD.

Hypocrites? - What the fuck? Just because they make money? People have to make money to live, everyone has to make a living. It's not how much you make that makes you an asshole but what you do with it and how you made it. They are earning an honest living doing something they LIKE for a REASON. Not to mention they are part of Axis of Justice (a non profit organisation, if you have any resourcefullness about yourself you can bloody well look it up) not to mention that they donate generously. How many people get killed in the process of SOAD honestly earning their money? You people have no idea *sigh*

Crap Music? - Geeez, everyone makes "joke songs" even the most serious of musicians have joke songs. If SOAD aren't to your taste don't listen to them, don't write about them, don't have anything to do with them you are just deliberatley making yourself a flaming magnet. Talking about SOAD is exclusive to SOAD fans and people who like their music. You don't want people paying out your music, you don't hear me going out and "dissin'" rappers and putting comments about emininem, purley BECAUSE I don't like them and don't want to have anything to do with them or their fans.

Fans - You can't classify SOAD fans into one specific group. Just like other music people from all walks of life listen to SOAD. It would be unfair for me to say "only gangster try-hard 'hardcore' wannabe posers listen to rap" Listen to whatever music you want and everyone else who doesn't like it can just live with it. You aren't changing anything. There are people like me who listen to SOAD as well as alot of other music (Metal and guitar based music is my interest)

That's pretty much all I need to say, it all pretty much speaks for itself. I don't care if you give me thumbs down. It just proves your ignorance seeing I didn't childishly insult anyone.

Incompentant Tool - *posting on urbandictionary* I will now spread my opinion about a system of a down just because I dont like them, as if it matters to anyone reading it. I think I will be obnoxious and piss everyone off. I know noone will agree with my opinion but noone had better diss my music

by AngryDuncan December 24, 2006

The solar System Game

A game played by your self or with others. In witch one sits under a desk or table in there under ware and talks about the solar system. If you hit your head on thus table you will be subtracted one point. A point is given to any comment about the universe.Some times played with evil dragons.....

"Tim was sitting alone under his end table in his under ware while talking about the universe. He then hit his head and subtracted one point from his testimonialishous score."

doing this is called the solar system game..

by guy brundon miraino January 22, 2010