slapping ass

When you thrust so hard during sex you make a slap sound

Man we were SLAPPING ASS so hard last night she almost fell off the bed.

by Bobsheretofuckyobitch June 7, 2018

glue snapping

When you apply glue to your partner's hairy rectum and then proceed to mash your face into it. Once the glue forms a seal, you then pull back full force and have you little anal hairs hanging from your lips and chin.

no, I'm not going to the party tonight. Me and Gary are staying in for a little glue snapping.

by Randall Felton May 10, 2006

bacon stripping

If one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie dogging (turd emerging from ass pre-pooping), the act of leaving a shit mark on the crotch of one's tighty whities is called bacon stripping.

You made me so late that now I am bacon stripping!

by Amoeba69 November 12, 2007

sky scraping

its when you get really high and you feel like your floating.

"Damn dude we smoked so much. That was some fire weed. Im sky scraping."

by thuglife09 March 28, 2009

Fanny slapping

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.

"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"

by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010

stripping

v. stripped, strip·ping, strips
v. tr.
1. A trick used by whores to bribe others into giving you money even when they don't have any.
2. Also what is used to descibe the appearance of the skin on your member after you have sexual relations with a stripper without using 2 condoms and 3 tablespoons of comet.

quotes from strippers do not exist because
1. anything someone who is stripping say gets tuned out by everyone who has at least 1/8th of a brain.
2. everyone is too buisy staring at their tits
3. stripers are paid to keep their mouths shut and their cloths off.

by Karmakaze May 14, 2006

Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.

"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"

by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006