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swallowmybody

One of the most active members of Whimit.com, a Russian online community of some 30,000 teenagers from the Tri-State area. He can be found on the Whimit.com forums where he shares somewhat distinct views with his fellow peers. Being older than the rest of the members, he’s acknowledged as one of the driving forces of the Whimit.com community as a whole and is renowned for his sharp tongue and clear thinking.
Calling on Ascetics: Is there anyone in here who does not feel horny, lascivious and lustful?

Same as kleptomania, when sick bastards steal for no reason. Now, you want to protect those people too and give them all the legal rights to steal? Why not?

How did you figure that out? I think it's wrong-wrong. And I'm not talking about the platonic type of love here.

And I learned one more lesson - don't ask questions to get a YES if you know the answer will be a NO. Because if you hear the NO-NO part, it will make you mad and upset that you were stupid enough to start asking.

Do I give a fuck about reading a FAQ that you've written? No!

I write this because I think about you and about what you are doing. I miss you. I tell everybody how much I like you. Why don't you come to me and talk to me face to face? Are you embarrassed? Are you scared? Are you disgusted? Are you out of you mind?!

The note of sarcasm in your last sentence was necessary. Nobody wants to admit that we actually do ask for something from people that can be thought as our enemies.
by Elijah March 24, 2004
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Swoll

1. being buff
2. having large muscles
Ronnie from the Jersey Shore is swoll as hell.
by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010
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head on swoll

To be big headed or arrogant. To be full of yourself. To be conceited. To think you are better than everyone else for little or no reason at all.

A varation of having a swollen head.
Man! Ever since James got his new car, dem girls got his head on swoll.
by quietstar May 24, 2006
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swollen

Have a swollen day!
Chyea that party was swollen!
by Chrishele April 14, 2006
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Swallow

•a songbird
•To cause or allow (something) passing down the throat and performing the muscular movement of the esophagus required to do this
• completely use up (money or resources)
• an amount of something swallowed in one action
Sarita was a spitter and would not swallow.

She swalllowed up all available funds.
by SuraScent July 25, 2009
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Swallow the knife

Verb. To put a spin on an old cliche to make it seem more original to your audience. Usually the spin is ridiculous and idiosyncratic, but sometimes it can totally redeem a passage.

The term comes from the old cliche of a spy cutting through the rope (s)he is caught up in with a knife that (s)he finds in her pockets that the guards did not pat down correctly. A writer might put a spin on the old cliche by having the spy vomit up the knife, thus making it at least somewhat original.
Writer: Did Josh finally fix the story?
Writer 2: Yeah, his explanation for why the character killed all of the bounty hunters went from "because they killed his family" to "because they were incredibly intelligent game show hosts on Mars.
Writer: Damn, he really knows how to swallow the knife.
Writer 2: Tell me about it.
by Flies August 1, 2007
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Swallowed the gun

To put a gun in your mouth to shoot yourself..
Did you hear about Bob, he went out in the woods with his .45 pistol and swallowed the gun.. I heard it was a really bad scene when the cops found him.
by Apathy&Angst February 28, 2012
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