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switch muppet

A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.
#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.
by VoightKampffChamp December 1, 2021
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Dolphin Switch

The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.

Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!
by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010
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Switch Nollie

The phrase ‘Switch Nollie’ is used to say somethings fake or call someone out on their bullshit, because switch nollie is a stance in skateboarding that doesn't actually exist.
Guy 1: Yo bruh check out this diamond.
Guy 2: Man that’s switch nollie shut the fuck up!
by bruhbruhbruhfrog June 29, 2020
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Asshole switch

A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment
All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.
by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018
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Kentucky Switch

When your using a public bathroom and your shit smells so bad or clogs the toilet so you Louisiana Shuffle to the next stall.
Dude, I just dropped a massive shit and it stunk so bad I had to Kentucky Switch
by denimDom March 7, 2020
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Sex Switching

It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.
I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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Switch and dip

To switch a breakfast hotdog for an uncrustable
Zaid did a switch and dip when he swapped his breakfast corn dog for Thomas’ hot dog because they’re bro’s.
by iM hAviNg A pAniC aTtAcK December 4, 2019
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