sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.

She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.

by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017

sweep like a German

A very fast paced and vigorous back and forth method of using a broom on a floor or flat surface

Grandma used to say to get the floor really clean, you have to sweep like a German!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

Nixon Sweep

When you are getting ready to travel and make one last lap of the house/hotel room to ensure that nothing important is left behind/left powered on.

Couple returns home from travel...

W: I can't believe I left my pajamas in the hotel room.

M: You should have done a Nixon Sweep....

by Boostedgolf July 13, 2016

Sweeps

sweeps is to sleep but said and spelled differently. Has to be used verbatim: Sweeps/sweeps.

Alright man, I'll ttyl. Gonna go sweeps

by chocolateduc February 8, 2020

Hand sweep

To get or receive a hand job.

I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!

by Himjobs December 31, 2011

Dignity Sweep

Cleaning up after your own embarrassing mess (or that of others on their behalf).

"Quick everyone! My parents are on their way over and we need to do a 'dignity sweep' for they get here!"

by ajtemple1 June 1, 2023

sweeped my towel

To pull someone's towel town and fill their ass with cream

Charlie sweeped my towel and now my ass hurts.

by Penissucker91 June 15, 2022