New York Subway

When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.

Guy 1: Yeah he’s my brother
Guy 2: in what way?
Guy 1: We on the New York subway

by FuckGuyTheThird July 24, 2021

arctic subway

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

Fancy a return journey on the arctic subway?

by Hankenstein April 7, 2023

family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom

Another way to say yes

“Did you clean your room?”

“family guy funny moments compilation with subway surfers gameplay at the bottom“ (Yes)

by Mixolix_Ellsworth September 8, 2025

subway surfers

a game that bryadon and logan are obsessed with

"hey braydon, my high score has diamond" subway surfers

by ilovelogan78 April 14, 2022

NYC Subway

A good subway system operates by the New York transit authority or MTA, Opened on October 27, 1904, the New York City Subway is one of the world's oldest public transit systems, one of the most-used, and the one with the most stations, it has eight A divisions Number lines like the (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) & 42nd shuttle. And seventeen B division letter lines the (A) (B) (C) (D) (E) (F) (G) (J) (L) (M) (N) (Q) (R) (W) (Z) the Franklin avenue and rockaway shuttles. This cool subway system is hated by people who don’t know what transportation in other countries is like, sure the trains gets delayed at some times and some lines are suspended but even if a line is suspended, they still provide FREE SHUTTLE BUSES when there is a subway suspension, and the only real argument with the subway is the homeless people, unlike Amtrak and any other commuter train line the subway is cheap to ride which cost $2.90. The subway rolling stock consist of R46, R68, R62, R62A, R142, R142A, R143, R160A, R160B, R179🍋, R188, R211A and R211T.

Train station announcer: attention, everyone due to track maintenance (2) trains are not running from 241st and Franklin Ave , (2) trains are rerouted to new lots avenue, additionally, there will be free shuttle buses that run between Franklin avenue and Flatbush avenue.

Asshole: like every goddamn time a train is always suspended like what the hell man.

Lady: Ugh stop making a bitch of everything of the subway

Asshole: Can’t u see the shitty people suspended the 2 service

Lady: yeah it may be a bit annoying but still they suspended the line so they can fix the tracks, if they don’t maintain the tracks there can be damage to the tracks that can cause trains to derail and also didn’t they say that they provide free bus service where the train doesn’t run you Old Douchebag.

Asshole: IDGAS about mta their system sucks. I bet other countries have better transit system

Lady: other countries are way worst than NYC, take the Caribbean for example they have no trains and they don’t use proper buses as public transportation, they used shitty sardine can on wheels Toyota hiace that is very inconvenient and they don’t operate everyday they only operate weekdays and what about some African countries like DRC where there is NO public transportation and people have walk with their bare foot, asshole appreciate the NYC Subway and any other public transportation in the USA

by EMD F59PHI July 16, 2024

subway-style crying

A random outburst of crying for no real reason.

Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: Nothing, just some subway-style crying.

by Rin-dog April 5, 2011

Subway

To "subway" someone (verb): To hit a cop, especially federal law enforcement, with a footlong Subway sandwich. This often occurs after a long argument or rant directed at said cop, and particularly during times of increasing fascism, nationalism or corporatism.

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: "Sir! Get the fuck outta my city you bootlicking motherfucker! We didn't need your fascist police state!"

Federal cop:

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony

by Late Stage Piss Jugs August 15, 2025