New York Subway

When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.

Guy 1: Yeah he’s my brother
Guy 2: in what way?
Guy 1: We on the New York subway

by FuckGuyTheThird July 24, 2021

New York Subway

When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.

Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”

by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021

subway baggin

When you have to shit really bad on I35 and the only choice you have now is to put your legs up on the dashboard and blast ass into a Subway bag.

I'm 'bout to be subway baggin all over this bitch.

by subwaybaggins August 2, 2021

Subway

Describes the act of goin down on your oppesd submissive.

„So i gave my ugly piece of a Cumpdumpster some Subway and she came all over my latex gear, that demands severe punishment“

by RabbitZH August 16, 2021

working at subway

when you'r looking pretty sub-missive and bread-able

Hey homie, yur're looking like you are working at subway tonight. Mind if I get that $5 foot long?

by Loopy Proverb August 27, 2021

subways

If you use subways as a nickname for someone, it means that they are great at making sandwiches. If you use it to talk behind someone’s back, they are a crappy bitch and they cant spell at all. They usually use their friends to do work and they are a liability. If you are friends with a subways, defriend them IMMEDIATELY. They are wild and can cry easily, putting up and act. They also can set you up if you are a close friend, and you can easily mistake them for an angel at first, but they are a devil in disguise. Even if they are the leader of the group.

Subways is such a liability don’t you agree, i hate him/her!!! Hey pass me a sandwich subways!

by Subways September 1, 2021

Subway

To "subway" someone (verb): To hit a cop, especially federal law enforcement, with a footlong Subway sandwich. This often occurs after a long argument or rant directed at said cop, and particularly during times of increasing fascism, nationalism or corporatism.

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: "Sir! Get the fuck outta my city you bootlicking motherfucker! We didn't need your fascist police state!"

Federal cop:

Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony

by Late Stage Piss Jugs August 15, 2025