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emowtional support 

Encouraging "I feel for ya" or "you got this" words, soothing/reassuring companionship, etc. dat you give someone who hates cutting da grass.
It always helps if several people gather around to give someone emowtional support during said boring/laborious lawn-trimming task, but of course it works even better if each of said attendants also takes a turn at pushing da machine. Even more extra points if said assistants being their own turf-choppers, as well, so dat several people can have at said expansive Greenacres at once, and thus da vegetation-shortening task gets done in record time.
emowtional support by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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C-Support 

"C-Support" is short or code for "Child Support".
I need to find a remedy to deal with this c-support arrears.
C-Support by Outkast2020 September 8, 2019

Emotional support duck 

An inside joke that you make with someone that you really care about
Hey, I’m now your emotional support duck.

Ok

Emotional Support Donkey 

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!
Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.

Aggressive Support

when a transphobe gets confused and, in an attempt to intentionally misgender a trans person, accidentally use the right pronouns or gendered language while still using transphobic language.
Trans woman: *makes a coming out post on social media*
Transphobe: "YOU'LL NEVER BE A MAN, YOU'RE A WOMAN BECAUSE GOD MADE YOU THAT WAY"
Trans woman: "Thank you for the Aggressive Support."

Child Support Vibes 

Do you get bad vibes and signals from a woman?

Do you feel like she is trustworthy enough?

Any feelings of doubt is a key sign that you may be getting “Child Support Vibes” this woman may be beautiful, but she is untrustworthy. SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS! Once you give her the child, she will make your life a living hell, financially and emotionally. Keep it moving.
“Bro I was feeling this girl until she gave off hella Child Support Vibes”
“She’s beautiful but she is not wife material, she gives me Child Support Vibes”
Child Support Vibes by KidKollect February 22, 2021

emutional support 

Da comforting companionship dat da Liberty Mutual dude gets from his goofy-lookin' bulgy-eyed feathered buddy.
Dunno how anyone could actually derive much emutional support from a weird flightless bird dat is known for being short-tempered and aggressive, but hey --- if dat's your thing, more power to you. Safety goggles and thick-fabric protective clothing might be wise to wear when communing with said fuzzy buddies, though, since their formidable beaks and claws are not exactly objects dat you'd wanna get too friendly with.
emutional support by QuacksO March 20, 2021