Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013

squidgle

To squeeze between or around a person or object.

"I squidgled through that group of people at the bar and scored a drink!"

by Natelowery December 19, 2013

squidbaby

A horrible drawing, usually done by the kid who sits next to you in Intro to Engineering Design. Generally looks like a deformed squid baby even though it's supposed to be a drawing of your project.

A: Hey man! look at my drawing
B: what is it?
A: My perspective
B: It looks like a deformed squid baby.
A: You're a squidbaby

by NiPey March 5, 2014

Souid

To be either super intelligent or very dumb.

Example 1: George got a 95 on that Chem test without studying, he must be very Souid.

Example 2: John failed that Algebra test that everyone passed in, he must be really Souid.

by Cryptonexus March 16, 2016

Squid Thong

When your women squirts into her panties or thong respectively the given name was chosen. It can also be a kink.

Yo me and my girl got so kinky last night I made her squid thong

by Poetic______ March 21, 2017

Squiddly-Diddly

The act of Squidward Tentacles riding a cow with a pen lid

“Check that crazy Squiddly-Diddly!”

by Thechanks October 2, 2017

squid hunter

A male that is only out to get laid. The woman's pussy is described as a squid and all he wants to do is hunt down the squid and poke it. ( See Poke Squid).

That Craig is always on those dating sites being a squid hunter. He thinks he is going to poke squid this weekend.

by Hentaiman October 6, 2017