skunking a motherfucker

When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.

I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.

by Stains and Smears March 15, 2018

Stroking his goose

Euphemism for masturbation

The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"

by Red Sam Black June 6, 2018

strainking

Pronounced: Strain-king
When the straining leads to the stinking on the toilet.

“Dad was positively strainking on the toilet last night”

by Roseforword December 31, 2019

the stroking leaves

The worst damn band ever. A mix between The Strokes and Leaves, 'the stroking leaves'. Horrible music and none of the members can even play instruments. TBS, Brand New, and Thursday rule, not the stroking leaves.

Yea these random people decided to make up some band called the stroking leaves, but noones ever heard of them.

by sob January 23, 2004

the stroking leaves

Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T

Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!

by SlAp Me Im NiCoLe! February 26, 2004

saget stroking

the act of stroking bob saget (fag)

jim and bob were saget stroking for 4 hours straight

by Asian Toad June 22, 2011

midnight speed streaking

when a person goes out at midnight and goes streaking in a fast vehicle of some sort such as a bike, a rollerblades, a scooter, a skateboard or longboard, or a convertible

mark: hey do you want to go midnight speed streaking?
drew:sure, i love to feel a good breeze around my genitals

by alpha mouse April 27, 2011