stripper pits

When you are at a brothel and the girl in front of you forgot to shave under her arms.

"Did you see the stripper pits on that slut?"
"Dang! She really needs to shave!"

by Creepingdeath01 October 22, 2015

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stripper wipes

Discreet moist towlettes used by a hooker or stripper as an integral part of the "trucker's shower" for the purpose of attempting to "cleanse" the vaginal area in less than 2 minutes in preparation for the next "gig" booked by a handful of horny 26 year old boys who saved 3 months of paychecks from their first real world job to pay for said nickel and dime hooker.

"Did you use the stripper wipes? I want to make sure I'm not contracting anything."
by wgray on Jan 6, 2014

by wgray January 6, 2014

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stripper taxi

A dumb fuck that gives strippers a free ride. Hoping that he'll become her boyfriend.

Example: Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"

stripper taxi

Stripper "hey babe I got off of work can you pick me up"

Dumb Fuck "uhhhhhh yeah sure! I'll drop everything I'm doing. I'll be there ASAP"

by TrollingUndead January 31, 2014

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stripper straps

when there is too much bra strap visibility.

Some shirts show too much stripper straps to wear to church or funerals.

by Fina__22 May 21, 2014

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Stripper syndrome

When an individual acquires more than three comorbid STDs through sexual intercourse

That bitch ended up in the hospital preggo with triplets and when they did a pap smear on her vag it was like cream corn up in her biz so the docs told her ass, "bitch you got's stripper syndrome" now I know she ain't going through to varsity damn cheerleader got's stripper syndrome.

by Jonathan Gagen October 3, 2018

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