Straw Wars

When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.

Guy 1: Hey dude, do you like Straw Wars?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Straw Wars?

by GravSim June 2, 2022

Straw tall

When someone is so tall it makes them look extremely skinny

Wembenyama is taller than Shaq but he’s straw tall so he looks frail ..

by Jay da brrr August 4, 2025

Shitty straw

When someone is sucking ass too hard and sucks shit right out of the ass hole

Omg bro that was a nasty shitty straw

by Yo son May 9, 2021

Southern Straw

A male sexual appendage, usually in the southern region.

“Hey, Sandy. Have you sipped on that southern straw yet?”

“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”

by WhiteClaw4eva September 21, 2019

Car straw

A reusable straw kept in one's car for emergencies to be used by anyone who needs it

McDonald's forgot to give me a straw – no worries I'll just grab the car straw!

by Beach1234 April 19, 2018

Aqua Safe Straw

Water filter - in a straw! Prevents bali belly, gastro and all those other lovely experiences when travelling. Protects against giardia, cryptosporidium and more. Filters 99.99% of water borne bacteria.

I used an aqua safe straw on my recent trip to Bali, my mate didn't. He spent three nights on the toilet - I didn't!

by travelnut May 25, 2009

Bent Straw in his mixed drink

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017