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soapy finger

The act of rubbing soap on one's finger and rubbing their butt hole with it, in order to help with constipation.
Goddamn, i had such bad constipation the other night i had to use the soapy finger technique!
Never again though...
by taigster22 November 20, 2007
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Stapler

When two men connect their foreskins together via a piercing.
Still a little sore last night when Justin started tugging while we were doing a stapler.
by Stormro April 3, 2015
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stapleton

A person who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times such as poker games when he is the dealer. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name daniel.
Damnit stapleton get your hand out of your pants!
by Ank April 20, 2005
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soapytitwank

an activity performed by people desperate to please when they are unable to give somebody what they want in the first place.
"I am unable to give you any money, but will you accept this soapytitwank as an altenative?"
by 4H April 3, 2003
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stapes

Yorkshire slang - used to describe a particularly fine horse.
"What a beautiful stapes that is," Said John, the breeder of Connemara ponies.
"Absolutely stunning," Agreed his wife, Mary.
by biglog September 1, 2009
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STApes

STApes

Stands for Sexually Trasmitted Apes.
Entire nonsensical sexually transmitted disease.
"Mike, did you hear that Erica got STApes of Allan?"
Mike: "That guy WAS always monkeying around."
by iamstapesmand September 1, 2009
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soapy gecko

When A male and female are in the shower,
Male soaps up the female and Positions her tits first towards the wet tiles/wall and then inserts his junk into her cushioned behind and laughing as she attempts to make traction and scale the slippery surface like a Gecko
I was in the shower with the misses and convinced her i was being all lovey dovie as i lathered her up with soap, much to her shock i inserted my spitting dragon up her dirt trail was in hysterics as she attempted to scale the bathroom wall, I Gave her the Soapy Gecko Again!
by PR35TY November 17, 2011
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