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Port Stanley

Best place in the world, mostly vacation town, wish i lived there, i bet they have some sick parties witht he beach and all, in ontario.
Me: Hey, you wanna go to port stanley for the day?
You: Only if we can get some mackies fries and orangeaid!
by superjbdfkjbrebfbdjbfkjds March 25, 2010
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The stanley

The best game that has ever existed and ever will.
by H3rKUll July 15, 2014
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Stalefish

A female who lays there seemingly lifelessly during sexual intercourse.
Ryan: Hey Jonny Boy, heard you porked that girl Charline, how was she?

Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.
by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010
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Dirty Stacey

Tonguing her anus while fingering her g-spot, usually as she's on all fours.
When I gave her the Dirty Stacey, she became incoherent and squirted like a fire hose.
by Uncle Cowboy May 19, 2019
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Stanley S

A very creamy warm up stretch created by Stan Parker. Done by bending your body into an 'S', first one way and then the other. The stretch is always counteracted by touching toes and holding it. This is one of the easiest ways to stretch your back. When your back hurts, try a Stanley S. Stan Parker approved; Harriet Parker used!
Stan: Hey honey, are you sore? Does your back hurt again?

Bryant: Yes. My back does hurt. I think I slept on it wrong.

Stan: Well, no problem. I know how to fix that. Here, let's do a Stanley S. (he bends himself into an S) Easy, now. There you go. This feels creamy, doesn't it?

Bryant: Yeah, it does feel good. This is one of the nicest stretches.

Stan: Now, reverse the bend. S your body the other way. See, like this. (he forms a reverse S with his body) See, like that! Now, hold that for a few seconds and then touch your toes. Easy, right?

Rabbit: What's that? I haven't tried it. Can you show me? I want to learn how. You know, I'm stiff.

Stan: Sure! Just make an S with your body. First one way. (he shows her the Stanley S) And then the other way. And then you touch your toes at the end.

Rabbit: (tries the Stanley S) Wow! Great stretch Stanley. I oughta try this everyday!

Stan: Well, about ten of those everyday and your back will get the best stretch in the world. Its nothing less than the Stanley S!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 31, 2011
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bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.
1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!
by TheRealIP September 26, 2013
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flat stanley

when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV
"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."

"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017
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