spacker

Spastic

Get out of my way, you fucking spacker

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

stalker love

obsessive, unhealthy, unrequited, creepy love for someone marked by unwelcomed attention or attempts to contact or be around the person. In extreme cases, a restraining order is required.

If you don't let her go, your feelings for her are going to turn into stalker love. She hasn't returned any of your calls or txts. Just let it burn.

by Doublestuff December 16, 2008

Slackerific

A feeling
1.) Slacking off like a real pro.
2.) Being in a slackerlike mood
3.) Feeling like slacking off.
4.) Also known as being cool.

I'm really Slackerific.

by Fox Cruton February 23, 2009

Stalker

a person obsessed with another to the point of insanity. I.E. following one everywhere, calling constantly, not following restraining orders, collecting their hair in shower drains

he is stalking you.

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

aim stalker

One who uses AIM to stalk others online by obsessively reading their profiles and checking their away messages. Those people stalked do not know that they are being stalked.

Julia: Hey, did you hear? Brad won't be at the party, he's going skiing this weekend.
Lauren: How did you hear that, you and Brad aren't friends?
Julia: I'm an aim stalker, I read his away message.

by bliss0832 April 4, 2005

stalker

Someone who:
1. Literally follows a person's every move, on Facebook or otherwise.
2. Is way too obsessed with someone to the point of being a creeper.

Iris: At 19:30 EST, she was chilling on the Upper East Side.

Madeleine: Oh my God, you stalker!! BTW, did you know she made $130,000 last year? I bet she was laughing all the way to the bank!

Iris: Who's the stalker now? And yes, actually she was. I saw her.

by ____spt5.3 September 27, 2009

stalker

Edward Cullen

The word "stalker" is just a synonym for "Edward Cullen"

by FreddythePhisher December 9, 2009