by LHGUNNY August 14, 2006
Get the Squeeza mug.A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin wedgie.
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.
This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.
This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.
I was at my friends house to paly mordern warfare 2. I lost so i was like nice game and his brother comes and gives me a hard regular wedgie then gave me a squeacky-clean wedgie.i was cursing and kicking at him but i was in too much pain.his brother pulled up my front so hard my underwear started ripped and i knew i was bleed and after 10 secs a friend of my friends brother starts too pull me front up soo hard and they both yank my underwear up and down and up and down! this is when i wore whity tighties and i was bleeding like hell, the underwear flossed my ass hard and i started getting out but i couldn't. i finally passed out and when i woke up i was found myself in a hanging wedgie with 2 guys pulling at my legs and me pissing myself. I noticed my ass stopped bleeding and i then noticed we were in a high tree. My friend was right under me soo if i fell, my balls would hit his head and my balls would be done. I saw that me and my friend were striped naked besides our underwear and crying so hard.after a day my friends branch broke and started falling strait into water naked. After a minute my underwear broke and i fell with no support and hit a branch ont he way down. My dick was burning on fire.when i got down i got balltaped a couple of HUNDRED of times. I never got revenge for that.
by bitasy February 25, 2010
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Synonymous with "exsqueeze me" (i.e. comical variant form of "excuse me") but even more casual. It's an acceptable contraction because in British English speech the formal "excuse me" will often be rattled off informally as "'scuse me"; and so "exsqueeze me" naturally becomes "squeeze me".
Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).
It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
Simplifying "exsqueeze" to "squeeze" has a logical linguistic appeal because of the context in which the phrase is used. Typically if a speaker wants to say "excuse me" it is because their movement / passage is in some way being obstructed by another person (i.e. the person to whom the statement is addressed). By conjuring up the notion of a request to be squeezed the deviant form is therefore highly appropriate: the act of squeezing would necessarily result in a constriction, which would in turn facilitate the original request (i.e. by being squeezed the speaker would become smaller, and so the obstruction which forced him to make the request would become less problematic).
It sounds absurd, and yet it makes perfect sense. A beautiful tweak!
by Martin Raba September 1, 2008
Get the squeeze me mug.The person who you have your primary romantic/sexual relationship with, although you also see others casually.
I spent Friday night with my main squeeze after seeing that chick I sometimes mess around with in the afternoon.
by PolyGirlie October 14, 2003
Get the Main Squeeze mug.Drew: I have been dating this divorced girl, and no matter what I try, I can get her to give it up.
Eric: Is the juice worth the squeeze?
Drew: Not really. I wouldn't want anything serious with her. And she is only a 7.
Eric: Is the juice worth the squeeze?
Drew: Not really. I wouldn't want anything serious with her. And she is only a 7.
by Rico Suave and Brody Epic May 12, 2007
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This humorous phrase dates back to the 1800s, when it referred to a powerful or important person. In the 1970s, it began to refer to romantic partners.
This humorous phrase dates back to the 1800s, when it referred to a powerful or important person. In the 1970s, it began to refer to romantic partners.
1) I'd like you to meet Holly, my main squeeze.
2) The story is about a young man and his main squeeze, a cute coed named Nancy.
2) The story is about a young man and his main squeeze, a cute coed named Nancy.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
Get the main squeeze mug.1. The act of stopping to take a shit when on the go or at work. this is often done in public bathrooms or at parties, or any other place you don't want to be caught pinching a lough.
2. the name associated with the high rate of speed that fecal matter sometimes exits the ass when taking a dump, this is often detectable by a cold back splash of water coming in contact with the asshole, chode, and or nut sack.
2. the name associated with the high rate of speed that fecal matter sometimes exits the ass when taking a dump, this is often detectable by a cold back splash of water coming in contact with the asshole, chode, and or nut sack.
by Bobby R January 14, 2009
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