Smurf Piss

An alcoholic beverage with two ingredients: lemonade and UV Blue. The color is an interesting teal, reminding some people of what Smurf urine could look like!

"Hey dude mix me another Smurf piss will ya?!?!"

by bigdew March 14, 2009

Smurf Finger

To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.

"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"

"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"

by Art Omega May 19, 2010

Smurf You

A nicer way of saying F**k you.

Me: "Guess what I just did!?!
You: "Your mom?"
Me: "Smurf you a**hole."

by footballfan62698 December 25, 2010

Skurf

The art of Water Skiing on a surfboard.

Skurf or;
Skurfing

by Skurf.in September 15, 2011

Smurf

A "Smurf" a person or group of people ranging in age from a baby, toddler, child, teenager to adolescent, or simply under Parental control.
The word "Smurf" is taken from the comic and TV "The Smurfs" who's many different characters mimic the behavior of today's young adults. The reason behind the Word is that all young adults will cause adults to swear in frustration, to use blue language and because of this "Smurf" if the perfect word to describe all young adults.
See Wiki reference for list of characters and further details at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs

Your Smurf is adorable.
The Smurf's have been well behaved all day.
The Smurf's are outside playing in the garden.
She is your Smurf honey, can't you tell her she was wrong.
The Smurf has been a complete arse and refused to go to school.
The <censored> Smurf dropped my laptop!

by frag.happy August 30, 2013

Smurf-it

Choking your dick until it turns blue

Phil: I wanna tongue-punch your chocolate starfish, but first I've got to smurf-it
Bob: What the fuck dad

by KevinRuddPM August 25, 2018

Smurfed

When a guy with a small dick gets blue balled.

Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”

Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”

Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”

by Mr. Razzle Dazzle Rose June 15, 2020