spunkwhistle

a man's penis, similar to the whorepipe in that it is the part of a man's body played with the mouth.

"doctor I have a burning sensation in my spunkwhistle."

by Davzuki April 26, 2006

Spuvet

"Sp-oo-vey"

A Spunky Duvet. Example of word merging or Werging.

"That's such a Spuvet, dude... Gross."

by Andypandypoo August 5, 2007

Spuffbadger

Pretty much the more extreme version of *spits tea*, on hearing a piece of news, witticism or other statement.
Usually ends in soggy technological items, extreme embarassment or extreme laughter.

I just spuffbadgered over my laptop.

You just spuffbadgered, didn't you?

by musicalmidget November 20, 2009

Spucker

I person who starts out spooning with a person in bed, but leads to random and meaningless sexual intercourse.

Pam is suck a spucker, every time she cuddles with a guy she ends up having sex.

by Sparkyhgn February 4, 2010

Spunk Mug

1. Metaphorical phrase with which to describe someone you dislike as a container for other peoples spunk.

2. Hypothetical or Real mug for holding spunk.

That guys just cut me up on the road, what a "Spunk Mug"

by Johnny Spunk Mug July 1, 2010

Spursting

Smoking weed while chewing starburst.

Friend1: That last hit was pretty rough...

Friend2: Here try spursting, it makes smoking bearable with a fruity taste.

by NAdervoight October 9, 2010

Spunkdruff

The white powdery residue left in ones pants or briefs after participating in unprotected intercourse and not washing.

gosh i have a bad case of spunkdruff. Should have got a baby wipe on that sooner

by spunkdruff February 20, 2011