hoe-splaining

When a woman starts babbling inconsistently like she's trying to save herself from a beating by her pimp or man of ill repute.

When Pretty Ricky asked Mary where was his money, she started hoe-splaining as to why she didn't have it.

by Angelus Complex June 7, 2017

rape spankings

The form of Raping someone then spanking them so hard they start to bleed.

After sex, one could give rape spankings to the other because they weren’t good in bed.

by Big ball sack 1234 May 4, 2018

Mojave spanking

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.

"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."

by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire April 16, 2020

URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.

Stop URL-splaining me with tedious article and engage in normal conversation, gosh darnit!

by b2kb2k September 20, 2020

Vermont spanking

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time

Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.

by NorthernKnight March 17, 2022

donelian spanking

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN

Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!

by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022

Vicarious Spankings

A spanking administered by a step-parent during intercourse to his/her partner (his/her step-child's parent) in lieu of spanking the step-child for the step-child's misbehavior. Usually administered within twenty-four (24) hours of the step-child's misbehavior.

I cannot believe how disrespectful he has been today - his mother is in for some vicarious spankings this evening.

by James A. H. Murray June 30, 2022