spondage

Spondage is bondage when she is bound ass up and you blow your load in her ass, plug it up with a kitchen sponge and sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.

"Yo bro, my girlfriend dumped me for doing spondage."

by Spunjeborb skwherepents December 19, 2020

spoontang

pussy so good you eat it with a spoon to make sure you get every last drop.

She's really got a spoontang, and I'm gonna marry her.

by buocgucgu May 6, 2006

spontenasity

some one who is really spontanious. is always doing something on the spur of the moment.

gregg is filled with spontenasity

by Emily June 14, 2004

spontaneous hydrodentalplosion

When your teeth spontaneously turn to liquid and drip down the back of your throat.

Pam woke up with a full stomach and no teeth, and the doctor confirm she had experienced spontaneous hydrodentalplosion.

by Super Karl February 20, 2009

spontaneous fabrication

the art of bull shitting. a sponateous fabricator will live on his wits. to be be able to spontaneously fabricate at will on any given subject.

spontaneous fabrication - watch any political interview.

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

sportally

As it pertains to sports.

I do well academically, musically and sportally.

by couscous996 May 10, 2009

spontaineously naked

A type of rare afgan cabbage, usually eaten or shoved up ones bottom.

This cabbage really feels good in my ass, oh yeh, work it baby, nice and slowly....

by common hobo December 14, 2004