sponge bob

A TV show about a yellow sponge that lives underneath the ocean.

Was good until Hot Topic, and Claires had to go and sell it's merchandise, and every kid on the fucking world owned something "Spongebob". Spongebob backpacks, socks, T-Shirts, pants, boxers.

Was also ruined my the gay teacher at PJHS Mr.West.

WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT!!?? G-STRINGS!? JOCK STRAPS!? DOO-RAGS!? CRACK PIPES!?! COME ON MAN!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
His nautical nonsense is something to wish?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Who drops on the deck, and flops like a fish!?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPONGEBO-:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:<I killed him wiht my gun!: :)

by Remy's Bitch January 28, 2005

Sponge bitch

The person responsible for wiping clean the blackboard in class before a lesson begins; a duty usually acquired on a rotating basis. Involves handling a dirty sponge in a plastic bucket of water (and chalk)and cleaning.

Who is the sponge bitch this week?
Sponge bitch!

by nemos08 March 8, 2008

Victoria Sponge Cake

A person who is cool and likes bow ties and has a good interest in cakes. They are usually blonde and can say no and laughing in a very funny way. They have good music taste and like caramel and don't like Dr Pepper.
They also think aye and na isn't English

Person 1:"Who is that cool person?"
Person 2: "It's Victoria Sponge Cake Of Course!"

by Anna Banana. December 11, 2011

Spongebob

An easily offended person

Friend 1: Dude, you suck!
Friend 2: I DO NOT SUCK!! *cries*
Friend 1: Geez, your such a spongebob!

by UnluckyIrishChick September 22, 2011

sponge bob square pants

one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!

i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!

by spongebobfreakme!!! April 19, 2004

spongebobz

(noun)(plural) People in real life, that have Square Pants. (i.e. whitegirls et al.)

Guy 1: That chick over there is fiyah, I think I'm gonna holla.
Guy 2: Hell naw, dawg. Check out that backdoe. That's all you, cuz I don't mess with spongebobz.

by Draper May 28, 2004

Spongebob Fuckhouse

When one takes a pineapple and sets it on their partners head while fucking her in the ass.

"Jim surly knows how to give a girl a mother fucking spongebob FUCKHOUSE!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! FUCKKK!!!!!

by yuff & bone November 29, 2009